Windsock

Looking at Alex's windsock hanging the rain.
Lindsay: Mom, you need to get Alex's Wind soccer.
11-4-10

Orioles

Driving past Camden Yards
Alex:I like Orioles.
Me:Would you like to go to a game?
Alex:No I like the Orioles that you eat.
8-8-10

Corn Roast

Lindsay (talking about the corn roast): We're going to eat corn-on-the-bob.
7-24-10

Mess

Alex: Mom you are not going to want me to eat where you told me to again.
Me: Why not?
Alex: Because I made a holy moly mess.
8-6-10

Capri Pants

I had Lindsay try on a pair of pants.
Me: They are capri pants. Do you want to keep them?
Lindsay: Yes, I will wear them next year to caprischool.
5-21-10

Blue Angels

After two of the blue angels flew over our heads.
Alex: I like the loud noise.
Me: Really? You used to hate loud noises.
Alex: Well since my little sister screams so much I like loud noises now.
5-25-10

Roller Coaster Fan

On the ride into the parking lot at Sea World:
Alex: Dad, do you like the crack?
Mom: Do you mean the Kraken?
Alex: Yes
3-17-10

Chased Away

Lindsay was going up to Alex, giggling, and then running away.
Lindsay (to me): Mommy, I chased away from Alex.
1-30-10

Broken Sink

Lindsay: (trying to turn on the sink to wash her hands) Mom, it's not working.
Me: You didn't turn it on.
Lindsay: It's running out of batteries.
1-23-10

Spicy

Alex: (after trying a Tabasco cheez-it) Sometimes you eat something and you think, oh, that's not too spicy, and then all of a sudden you think, oh, that's spicy!
1-17-10

New Pajamas

I gave Lindsay some new shark pajamas to put on and she said "I have ever seen these!" 1-14-10